Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Virgin Housewife Tip of the Day

Do not make your spouse's lunch without turning on the kitchen light because you've been maniacally writing til 3:00am and you don't want the bright light to wake your husband and daughter, asleep with the bedroom doors open. You will surely spill the sugar you're adding to his refrigerator brewed tea (ask me for the recipe). You'll somehow accidentally get mayonnaise on your eyeglasses, and you won't be able to find his lunch box.

Perhaps I shall market a Virgin Housewife Miner's Hat with Built in Flashlight.