Sunday, April 1, 2012

Candyland is a Dangerous Place


Katie, age five, setting up the board for us to play: "Candyland is a dangerous place."

Me: "Oh yeah? How come?"

Katie: "Look, no one has any teeth because they've eaten too much candy!"

Me: “What about Grandma Nutt? She has teeth.”

Katie: “Well, that’s because peanuts are good for you! And look, Princess Frostine has teeth too, but she’s a princess and you have to have bea-u-tiful white teeth to be a princess!”