Sawyer's New Nickname is Frodo

Our dog Sawyer recently had surgery to remove a benign tumor on her paw.  The vet had to remove one of her toes, too.  She's all healed now, so the jokes have begun.  Just now I caught Will belting out, "Sawyer of the nine fingers, and the wart of doom!"

Got any other good dog amputee jokes out there?