"Katie's Shoes" by Becky Carleton
Will: "What?"
Katie: "I think my shoes are tongue-tied."
Will: "Yeah, but what do you mean?"
Katie: "The tongue won't come out far enough because it's stuck inside."
"Katie's Tongue-Tied Shoes" by Becky Carleton
This is the sort of conversation you have with a seven-year-old science geek who is obsessed with her mother's Ankyloglossia.
"My Lingual Frenulum" by Becky Carleton
During the five years of Spanish I took from eighth through twelfth grade, I never could roll my Rs. I blame it on being tongue-tied. Had I been born in Mexico instead of Missouri, I'd be pulled out of class for speech therapy for sure. I also can't stick my tongue out like a normal bratty person. Perhaps my oral anomaly has taught me to use my words instead of gestures when I wish to convey a certain message to someone I think is full of shit. Just don't expect me to roll my Rs when I cuss you out en Español.
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