More evidence that Katie is my mom's Mini Me:
This morning, Katie looked at the wrapper on her granola bar and said, "Why does it say no Presbyterians?"
I've seen labels that say "gluten-free" but never "Presbyterian-free." We had a good laugh when I explained it says "no preservatives." Then I told Katie the story of how my mom, when she was a kid, told her parents that the "Pedestrians Crossing" sign in front of a church said "Presbyterians Crossing".
I'm relieved to know there are no ground-up Presbyterians in our granola bars, and that city signs give fair warning when us Presbyterians are crossing. You never know what Presbyterians are going to do when you get us out in the streets.