Jokes and Dominoes

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While the three of us were playing dominoes at the kitchen table, Katie whipped this joke out of her six-year-old arsenal:

Katie: "Why did you go under there?"

Me: "Under where?"

Katie: "You said UNDERWEAR!"

Her father, also a joke enthusiast, tried this one on Katie:

Will: "Spell mop."

Katie: "M-O-P?"

Will: "Spell cop."

Katie: "C-O-P?"

Will: "Spell top."
Katie: "T-O-P?"

Will: "And what do you do when you get to a green light?"

Katie: "G-O!"

Will, chuckling: "Well, Punkin, I can't trip you up."

Katie: "What's trip you up mean?"
Will: "It means you wouldn't believe how most people think the answer is stop."